Frank ([info]frankdog) wrote,
@ 2008-07-31 18:16:00
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I was wondering.....

if infants are supposed to enjoy their infancy, are adults allowed to enjoy Adultery?

also...

are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

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[info]the_ice_diaries
2008-07-31 08:47 am UTC (link)
oh good.....

in the same vein can you answer me these questions?

1. When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?

2. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

3. How fast do hotcakes sell?

4.Do prison buses have emergency exits?

5. Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

6. If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then what the hell's the deal with Halloween?

7. Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?

please explain adopta-daddy......

double =P

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[info]ferrus_mortis
2008-08-02 12:24 pm UTC (link)
first, to frank, yes on both counts (unless animal fat is used in the crackers or the bastard is a vegan)

1. yes, Because everybody has to do the same thing in the legal system (unless you're rich).
2. Because they decided that "Outposts" or "Rape Factories" gave them a negative image, no matter how accurate they were.
3. I don't know, ask your local pimp.
4. yes, they are covered by the same steel mesh as all the other windows and bear the words "Die in the flaming hell you deserve" thanks to over-zealous guards.
5. Varies by mythos, rely on FIRE*!
6."take" and "coerse via terror" are completely different.
7. Artistic license. (gimme a break, it rhymed!)
8. the first two rules are "don't talk about it"

*Ferrus_mortis takes no responsibility for the usefulness of any information supplied, and does not expect it to even be taken seriously.

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[info]ange_tarantism
2008-08-01 12:35 am UTC (link)
ba doom ching.

Arn't beans Legumes? and apparently a legume is a type of fruit according to wiki. I like the hotcakes one.

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